Is enforced loneliness easier at sea?
A friend said, ‘Don’t know why the lockdown should bother you. Isn’t this just what it’s like for your favourite way of sailing, solo, and not a soul nearby?’
Plague? What plague? Oh, that one
It seems to be an odd part of our national character that if we need the public – that is you and me and the majority – to follow new guidelines, we have to appoint prefects or virtual NCOs to make sure we obey.
Don’t let your locks down in the lockdown
We shouldn’t let our locks down in the lockdown, afterall the plague nonsense must end sometime. And what if highly attractive callers come knocking at your door and you’re looking all shaggy?
Souvenirs from a top security prison
Who would keep mementoes of the worst days of their lives, you might well wonder. And you wouldn’t be wondering alone.