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CONVERSATIONS I OVERHEAR in the Cape ... I'm sipping a pleasant cappucinno in a Cape Town coffee spot. Two women at the next table, young fifties, are animated and enthusiastic as they relive a story with seemingly a long shelf life.

It seems to be a cautionary tale of the dangers of hitching without taking great care, a story of incredible courage in the face of, well, utter madness.

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The beach where the killings took place ... The Cape's magnificent Muizenberg beach, in False Bay. This photo of Muizenberg Beach is courtesy of TripAdvisor, used on SailingToPurgatory.com with grateful thanks.

The anecdote is played out by three characters on a hot day in Cape Town seemingly a few years previously.

It is strange to hear both women acting as story-teller, both joining in the impromptu retelling, in a way almost as if they were reading a script. ‘And such a hot day,’ the girl I’ll call Myrtle exclaimed.

Heading for the beach

Jenny said, ’So there they are heading for the beach.’

‘They decided to go to Muizenberg. I don’t know why Sea Point wasn’t ...’

‘For a change, prob, it’s a good beach. The water’s warmer in False Bay.’

‘Maybe the Cape Doctor was raging. It’s got less teeth in Muizie.’

Myrtle said, ‘Off they went. They didn’t have a car.’

They didn't need a car

‘Attractive girls don’t need a car.’

‘Probably didn’t have a licence.’

‘Would you actually need one here?’

‘Only if the cops pull you over.’

‘They’re hitching,’ Myrtle said.

‘An okie pulls over. He’s on his own.’

‘Ought to be safe then.’

‘And in they get. Then ...’

Myrtle said, ‘I don’t like this bit...’

‘He pulls over in a deserted part. He’s got a gun.’

‘Jeez. He ties their hands behind their backs.’

Doing it to her

‘He pushes one of them to a side of the bakkie. He's doing it to her.’

‘He starts choking her. Hands round her throat.’

‘The younger girl is watching. Can you imagine? What's going through her mind?’

‘She’s next. She'll be thinking she's next for it. Then she realises the gun’s in the jeans he’s dropped.’

‘Somehow, somehow, she edges over to the pants. She squats by the jeans. She feel through the material. She feels the gun. She grabs it. It's it in her hands.'

‘Imagine what it's like. Your best friend’s been raped, murdered, and the rat's got you in his sights. You're next.’

‘She’s got the gun.’

‘Yes, yes.’

‘She points it at him.‘

‘Do it. Do it, man.’

‘Fire! Fire!’

‘She pulls the trigger.’

‘She’s got him. He’s down.’

She shoots. He's down

‘And she shoots, bang, bang, bang. She’s got him. He’s down. He’s dead.’

‘There’s the girl on her own. The gun smoking. Her poor friend dead. And the swine slumping, mortally wounded. Dead. Dead. Die! Die!’

The talking stops. The story is over. For a moment they stare at each other as if staring at the victim. Then, surprisingly quickly, they are back in our world. They look at each other, and one – Jenny, I think - takes the cups to the counter for top-ups.

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