Back in commercial yachtmaster days, I was commissioned to take a once beautiful ocean-going yacht from Portugal to the Cape. It was not exactly the straight-forward voyage I expected.
|Hard work and humour ... Rod helps with a repair before we sailed the yacht from the Canaries to the Cape.|
She was a fine vessel, well prepared and in very good order for the voyage which was a really pleasant, and upon an ocean in a remarkably benevolent mood.
However, when I arrived at the Portuguese port to sail her alone to South Africa - a seven-week voyage I anticipated - the yacht showed a distinct lack of maintenance.
Tender loving care
The tender loving care usually lavished on such a smart possession had been very noticeably overlooked.
Give or take this or that, she seemed seaworthy, and I sailed off alone.There’s nothing like an ocean to show up a vessel’s faults. Soon it was clear that she was never going to be sailed solo all that way.
After a week or so, I accepted the obvious and sailed into the Canary Islands to find crew. I phoned good friend Gerry Adamson in Hampshire, who had been such a help with the preparation of Spirit of Pentax for my singlehanded circumnavigation.
|Gandhi suffered an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He suffered from bad breath too from his strange diet. This turned him into a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.|
Rod must have lots of seafaring in his blood for he adapted to sailoring remarkably quickly and soon proved himself to be just about the perfect crewman.
We made Cape Town in excellent time in spite of a number of running repairs along the way.
One of Rod’s great attributes was a very active sense of humour, and even in the fiercest weather, his sense of fun kept the poor old yacht a happy place.
He emailed some jokes today that he suggested came from a punning competition. However, with his keen sense of fun, they are as likely to be his creations.
Engulfed here in the agony of the elections and the bruising of Br-x-t, what better time to share a few of his gems?
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A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ‘Sorry, sir. Only one carrion per passenger.’
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Two Eskimos in a kayak lit a fire to warm up the craft. Of course, it sank. You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, but instead of going up to their room, stood around boasting about their recent tournament successes.
After an hour or so, the manager asked them to kindly disperse. ‘Why?’ they asked.
He said, ‘I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
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Barefooted Mahatma Gandhi suffered an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He suffered from bad breath too from strange diet. This turned him into a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
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