A right royal candidate for statue-toppling
Thinking of popping out to topple a statue? Here’s one crying out to be smashed, one that should never have been built, not unless society back then revered wife slaughterers.
Masks, hooray! Now to make some hoot
We must all wear masks on buses and trains from next Monday! Hooray! No more worries about security cameras. Doris J for King!
A plague on the plague
How strange if people spoke about next year’s plague much the same way as they refer to a forthcoming autumn or as skiers might a winter sports season a year or two away.
How to stay sane in the crazy lockdown
I’m mad with envy as I dwell on a well-aired family question, ‘What did you do in the war, Daddy?’